YOU TOTALLY GOT SERVED
Aug 29
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What, no liveblog?

What, no liveblog?

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Aug 27
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“The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.”
This guys is either the most well-spoken paranoid pervert ever or I really need to take my fancy-man talk game back to the minors for some rehab.

“The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.”

This guys is either the most well-spoken paranoid pervert ever or I really need to take my fancy-man talk game back to the minors for some rehab.

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Sustained!

“As bad as this incident was, though, it might have been less bad than the deposition he gave in a lawsuit against him by Wynn Casinos to collect on a $2 million gambling debt. In that deposition, Francis not only engaged in many of the same antics noted above, but also, according to the casino’s attorneys, ‘made repeated attempts to disrupt the deposition with flatulence.’“  From Lowering the Bar

This is NOT how one behaves in a deposition? I’ve been mis-informed.

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The manual: “Um, excuse me ma’am, but I have to advise that you not use the oven as your infant’s toybox.”
Ma’am: “Holy shit! That manual is talking to me.”
Additionally, I like that the pictogram in the bottom right appears to show the woman winding up for a serious punch.

The manual: “Um, excuse me ma’am, but I have to advise that you not use the oven as your infant’s toybox.”

Ma’am: “Holy shit! That manual is talking to me.”

Additionally, I like that the pictogram in the bottom right appears to show the woman winding up for a serious punch.

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Answers, plz.

tumblr : twitter :: makeoutclub : ???

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You've been warned...

“The man said he was trying to shoot some dragonflies when his friend walked in front of him and was shot in the head” (via Metro.co.uk)

You know, maybe Death Panels wouldn’t be such a bad idea afterall.

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In these complicated, future times we now live in don’t you crave yesterday past even more?
“Subcomandante Marcos is on Facebook”
Of course he is; and thus, we find ourselves here.

In these complicated, future times we now live in don’t you crave yesterday past even more?

“Subcomandante Marcos is on Facebook”

Of course he is; and thus, we find ourselves here.

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